Yup! I’m one of those moms. I have fake boobs, have had liposuction on my flanks, and a full tummy tuck. I know right?! You may be thinking I’m “fake.” You may be thinking I’m rich. You may be thinking I’m vain. But in all honesty, I’m none of those things. I’m actually a pretty “normal” mom (maybe not normal, but that’s for another day).
All that said, I’m going to give you three reasons not to get cosmetic surgery.
- You want a boob job, but already have the perfect pair of chicken cutlet inserts and padded bras. More power to small boobs, but if you want larger breasts, you should check out Regional Plastic Surgery Center’s incredibly awesome price on breast augmentation. Implants can do wonders! They are sharing a special offer on breast augmentations at their May 1st Spring Beauty Event. Like, the price is SO competitive that they won’t tell you the price until April 10th. The price however, is all inclusive: plastic surgeon’s fee, breast implants, surgery center and anesthesia. Dr. Watumull and Dr. Byrne will each give a presentation about different cosmetic procedures and will speak about breast augmentation.
- High waisted pants, muffin tops and saggy boobs are your jam. I’m all about a morning muffin on the go, but a muffin top? No thank you. Saggy boobs? Come on now! Ain’t nobody want that! Which is actually reason number two why you should check out this spring event! With $500 off cosmetic surgery, like liposuction, tummy tucks, mommy makeovers and breast lifts, you HAVE to go talk to Regional Plastic Surgery Center at their event! Attendees can meet their six plastic surgeons including their two newest, Dr. Chase Derrick and Dr. Chirag Mehta.
- Peeing in your pants and having a low sex drive makes each and every day the best days ever. Yeah. Again, no thank you here. Have a little tinkle every time you cough, laugh or run? Me too. I’ve delivered two babies vaginally and well, we all know what THAT does to your vajayjay. Regional Plastic Surgery Center has the coolest new laser. Y’all! It’s called the AcuPulse DUO C02 Laser and FemTouch™ for vaginal health. Skin and laser treatment experts,Laura Harris, L.E. and Vaunda Hickman, RN, CANS will give a presentation about these new lasers at the event. I can’t wait to learn more! I’m so excited I may pee my pants (pun intended)!
The med spa will offer discounts on all of the laser treatments including Liponsonix, Thermage, Fraxel, SkinPen and laser hair removal. Dr. Watumull, Dr. Byrne, Dr. Lemmon and Dr. Rapp will administer Botox treatment at the event. Attendees can request an appointment for Botox treatment when they register for the event. They will also offer discounts on Juvederm, Voluma, Restylane and Kybella for future treatments. Botox will be a discounted price of $12/unit
Make sure to register at SpringBeautyEvent.com. The event is free to attend but you must register so they have an accurate head count for food and drinks (we can’t let run low on drinks, now can we?!). More than 275 women attend these events, so grab your girlfriends and leave those kiddos at home!