Tag: Mom Confessions

Want to Make Mom Friends? Perfect Your Elevator Pitch

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What’s your “mom” elevator pitch? How do you describe yourself to other moms when you first meet them? In 20 seconds or less. I recently got...

Mom Confession :: I HATE Doing My Daughter’s Hair

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      There is generally one task that, as a mother, we all dislike doing. While there are many things I can pick from, I...

Mom Confessions: My Vagina Fell Out

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Let’s set the scene before I explain how my vagina "fell out". My husband was out of town for three more nights and I...

Mom Confessions: I Still Like My Dog the Most

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July 6, 2006 my life changed forever with my new baby girl. I had new purpose and responsibility to new life. I needed to...

That Time My Daughter Quit Breastfeeding (and I Tried to Stop...

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A week before my daughter’s first birthday, I took my breast out and left it exposed while she played on the rug nearby.  I...

Confessions from the Worst Mom Ever

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I forgot to unpack the ice packs from the kids’ lunches yesterday... so I used frozen whiskey rocks instead. My 4 year old ate his...

9 Teeth in 4 Months: How We Survived(?) Terrible Teething

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My son didn’t have any teeth at his one year checkup. I’d been waiting, anxiously patiently, for those suckers to pop through since, oh, about...

Mommy is Taking a Sick Day

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I woke up this morning with the raging headache I fell asleep with -- so I called in sick, rolled over and went back...

Dear Dallas: I’ve Got a Crush on You

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Dear Dallas, Valentine’s Day is here and I got to thinking about crushes. It’s been a while since I’ve had a crush on a city. I...